Whatever People Say I am, That's What I'm Not

Hola. I'm Carla. ~~ ~~ DONT FOLLOW ME I WARN YOU ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad at hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

I MADE THIS YO, THERES NO SOURCE BUT I HOPE NOBODY STOLE IT. IM WATCHING.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS
ladiesofkoenbridge:

ezra what is ur brain