Whatever People Say I am, That's What I'm Not

Hola. I'm Carla. ~~ ~~ DONT FOLLOW ME I WARN YOU ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~
unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

m3lzar:

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

PLEASE
PLEASE

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose